One Eye Dirty Jokes. Arthur is 75 years old. With that the magician turns the man into an eyeball.
He saw a women come in and her lips went up and down instead of across her mouth. In shock the bartender says Ive never seen anyone drink like that before The man replies Youd drink like. Two monkeys running a bath.
The guy laughingly says I think I can deal with it.
A guy walks into the bar and looks the bartender in the eye and says I need 10 shots. I recently got a new job. A pessimist says the glass is half empty. You horny bastard And the young rooster opens one eye points up at the vultures with his wing and says Shhhhthey are about to land Vote.
