One Eye Dog Jokes. A couple are swimming in the ocean when a pod of dolphins decide to join them. It catches listeners off guard and is a great way to get a quick laugh.

Pulled out knives and shot each other. 2 Unusual Short Sighted Problem. Eye drops are technically blinker fluid.
One fine day in the middle of the night.
The other said well put some cold in it then. Once there was a one eyed man who walked in to a pet shop. The first said look at that dog with one eye The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says why Shared by Argo. It catches listeners off guard and is a great way to get a quick laugh.